Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You're like the curious george of whores
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.