no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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