Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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