Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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