I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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