so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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