I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
FUCK WHALES
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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