Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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