a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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