Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
