just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i think im in europe. pls send help
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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