I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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