$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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