he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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