i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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