when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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