I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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