dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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