i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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