i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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