Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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