i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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