Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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