This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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