i think my tv is drunk
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
only i would get off to receiving death threats online