i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me