Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink