You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she smelled like a LAN party
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner