im about as happy as oj after his trial
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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