she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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