im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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