gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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