You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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