I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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