She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
That's intense
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Randomize
