Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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