He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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