Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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