i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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