The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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