my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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