i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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