Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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