You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We left the knife in your bed.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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