Sponge bath it is.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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