So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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