best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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