Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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