New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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