Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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