If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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