How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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