So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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