so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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