Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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